ChatGPT AI – A Payroll Poem

15th Nov 2023

There is often little understanding of what is involved in Payroll, with a common misconception that all we do is press a button and it’s magically all done. Well, that sincerely is not the case which is why so many employers find themselves in deep water having breached one of the 174 pieces of legislation (at the last count) that affect payroll.

 

As a bit of fun, we asked AI (ChatGPT) to describe a payroll professional’s job in a poem…

In the world of numbers, where precision reigns,

I toil in payroll’s intricate domains,

Each digit and decimal, a story to unfold,

In this financial landscape, where tales are told.

 

The clockwork of timecards, like metronome’s beat,

Guides the rhythm of each pay cycle we meet,

From employee hours, deductions, and more,

In this numerical symphony, we truly explore.

 

Through spreadsheets and software, we navigate,

Ensuring each paycheck is never late, 

For every hardworking soul, a due reward,

In the payroll domain, where our efforts are stored.

 

Taxes and deductions, a complex ballet,

In this choreography, we carefully sway,

Compliance and rules, our guiding star,

In this world of payroll, no matter how far.

 

Though we may dwell in the realm of math,

Our dedication extends down a different path,

For in the numbers, we see lives take shape,

In the payroll profession, our purpose we reshape.

 

With precision and care, our duty we bear,

Balancing books, we answer each prayer,

In a world of payroll, where accuracy thrives,

We bring order to numbers and countless lives.

 

So here’s to heroes behind the scenes,

Whose work ensures life’s financial means,

In the realm of numbers, where passion’s the key,

We find our purpose in payroll, to make others stress-free.

 

 

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I am very pleased with the service we receive from Biznus Payroll. We just send over the timesheets and they do the rest including calculating such things as SSP and SMP, even processing the BACS payments to our employees. The payslips and reports are posted back to us, usually on the same day but the next at latest. All HMRC returns are taken care of and they will even deal with those horrible letters we all get from HMRC occasionally. I don’t know how we coped without them!

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